how to get a girls panties wet:
- kiss her roughly
- shove her down on the bed
- slip off her underwear
- slam dunk em in the toilet
perks of dating me: u will be the hot one
I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?
oh thank god i thought i missed something big
My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.
That’s not a yearbook.
That’s a hit list.
That’s not what I expected
just come over and we’ll watch netflix or make a sex tape idk we’ll see what happens
these are like some of my favorite posts from tumblr dot com
you can find the other parts here :)
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”