dilclo:

reblog if u want a relationship like this! :))))

(Source: xuf)

SEND ME A NUMBER
  • 1: i'd bang you against a wall

glacto:

Bae: Come over…

Me: But I’m upstairs

Bae: My parents aren’t homeimage

pleatedjeans:

via

fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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(Source: nappyheadet)


de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

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IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

sexhaver:

(Source: kid-n0thing)


(Source: miarps)

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

(Source: niadil)

Anonymous asked:
what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom


avengersonna:

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

Who names someone fucktardshitcorn

miss-nerdgasmz:

queenofthemindpalace:

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up

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posypayne:

so i got my teeth whitened today

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(Source: calumpayne)

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